This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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