If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
There r osticjed everywhere
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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