They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
