Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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