Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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