you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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