I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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