doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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