She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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