i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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