i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Can I color on your dick again?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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