Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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