nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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