Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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