Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i came on her dog
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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