Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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