I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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