Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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