no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
