Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
