Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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