Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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