Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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