fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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