I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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