The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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