HIV tests are more positive than that guy
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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