we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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