Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
