I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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