She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
