haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
A bitchslap is in order.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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