Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Come share oat with me in your robe
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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