Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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