I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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