What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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