i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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