new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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