How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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