Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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