i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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