i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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