why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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