the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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