There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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