Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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