just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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