I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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