No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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