And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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