found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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