I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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