never play flip cup with pint glasses
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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